what you should never ask …..a woman .with menopause
Here’s something I recieved via E-mail
Question:How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a lightbulb?
Woman’s Answer:One!ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this houseknows HOW to change a light bulb! Theydon’t even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in thedark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.And, once they figured it out, they wouldn’t be able to find the #&%!*light bulbs despite the fact that they’ve been in the SAME CABINET forthe past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actuallyfind them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to changethe STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! ANDUNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPERTHE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP ORCARRIESOUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT’S A WONDER WE HAVEN’T ALL SUFFOCATED FROMTHE PILES OF GARBAGE THATARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! ANDDON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGESTHE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!..
I’m sorry. What was the question?
(From a forwarded email. Source: Not Known.)