me-So as I was saying…….
????? What are you doing????
PM-*gives long sigh* Searching for cotton.
PM-My ears are starting to bleed.
me– grrrrr 😡
PM-Can you contribute something to that group? They would love to hear from you. They already know about you.
me– *he is so caring* *appreciates my thoughts*
PM– and listen?
PM- Could you *pauses* not send those long articles of yours?
me– Excuse me?
PM– *unaware of how close he has come to bodily harm*
You know. Those ‘LONG literary types you write.
PM- You want to hear a joke?
me- *oblivious in love* Yes of course!
PM- What did the frog say to Donald Duck?
me– I don’t know. What?
PM- mainduck!! getit? Mendhak? hahahoho!!
*laughs like a loon at his own joke*
me- *sickly smile*
PM-wait!wait!here’s one more!
Want to hear?
me– I have a choice?
PM- *ignores the last line*
Anyway here’s the problem
You are in a boat in the middle of a river.
You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette.
You don’t have anything else with you in the boat.
How will you do it?
me-??? I dont know. How??
PM-arre! Atleast try to guess.
me– I. Dont. Know.
PM-Gets into his gyaani avataar
Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become
LIGHTER……..using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette.
*His exact facial expression >> 😀 *
me– *looking around for something unbreakable*
What are you searching for?
Do it later. Listen to the second solution .
*grins even more *
You throw a cigarette up and catch it.
Catches win Matches.
Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette
me- *sighhh* *sighhhhh*
*Wondering if they have a policy on returning the rings*
PS:- I have a sneaking suspicion all the PJ’s are narrated just to test my patience.
Or maybe I am his ‘inspiration’?
That doesn’t sound like a compliment.
PPS:- PM=Pati Material
Many friends here already know about his love of PJ’s . Imagine the atyachar on me. 😥
Who allows em to fly? 😯