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I am ???

October 22, 2010

a) a Sikh
The 84 post convinces ‘them’ that I am. And so, despite that line about not being a Sikh at the end of the post I keep getting mails and comments on the lines of “We understand your pain sister.” While a few are genuine, some have another purpose in mind.

Its because some want me to champion their cause, highlight their plight.
And when I visit the said site, I see some shady links that bring back forgotten history lessons .

b)a Muslim Apparently I hide behind the pseudonym ‘Indyeah’ and in reality I am this burqa wearing ,fierce muslim woman who knows the Quran by heart and wants to take over the world through Islam domination.

Exhibit A – Laicite post

c)a Bihari ( Wouldn’t mind being one except that I am not. Underdogs have my vote every single time. Period. )

d)Elitist (by which I gather the trolls refer to mythical beings who guzzle mineral water 24/7 and refuse to venture out of the AC comfort zone)


one of the English spouting fake liberals left behind as a sort of legacy by Macaulay and Co
(take your pick)

Why am I elitist?
Uh..let me think…
Whenever I write about how women should have the freedom to decide what they want to do, what they want to wear and the freedom to decide how they should protest.

How the youngsters should have the right to decide whom they want to spend their life with and why. And how NOONE else should ‘make’ the decisions for them. And how I don’t effing care about tradition however ‘glorious’ it might be.
Case in point- SRS, Khaps

d)a Nationalist neo nazi…

Okay first things first. First I want to shake the person who coined this term. Shake them till their teeth rattle . And then I want to scoff and say read my lips. I don’t effing care. Again.
Look up the meaning of Nazi why don’t you? Capiche?

(whoops! Italian. Anti- Kangressis pliss to forgive)

Also because I think SRK fooled us all.;)

Wait!Wait! One more!

ALSO because I tread upon..nay I crush the olive branch from time to time and don’t give a squat about Aman or Asha.

Waiting for the day when GOI runs out of patience.
Maybe my grand kids will witness this miracle. Hallejulah!

e)Non-secular As someone with abhorrence for the Congress (and ample posts to prove it 😉 ) this should not really surprise me.

You see its like this.

Psst! People! Pay close attention to the magic formula.

Anti-Congress= non- secular (oh the horror!!)
Anti Congress also = Pro BJP
(Dubya logic at work here)

Therefore dear friends, to drink from the Amrit kalash of pure, unadulterated secularism you HAVE to be a kaangressi.

Really people. Its not a hard decision to make is it?. Its hard to even find unadulterated water these days. You wont get a better deal than this.Trust me.

Apparently visions of Nelumbo_nucifera dance in my head.

f)Pseudo -secular Okay this makes me laugh.

Because I took great pains to define the darn term on my blog and then wham! you go and call me by the same name?

Apparently just criticizing the kaangresis aint enough.
Show some proof that you are not with them.
Why! Join us.

Show this side some love.



Apparently I am all of the above and more.
I think I might discover another ‘me’ when I write another post.


PS:-Noone has accused me of being a Congress supporter till now.

One should be grateful for small mercies I suppose.;)

28 Comments leave one →
  1. October 22, 2010 3:30 pm

    Oh it must be so tough being all that and more, nahi??!!!
    me- Too many trolls ho gaye:)

    • October 23, 2010 2:30 pm

      Oh…. that’s just a petty side effect of being a loved-by-all celebrity 🙂
      me -awww (((hugs)))
      celebrity? nah! but your words made me smile so much sweetheart:)

  2. October 22, 2010 3:49 pm

    damn I thought you were a spy for illumanati or something…but aren’t we going to take over the world one day(pls. note the we 😛 ) ?
    me- Indeed we will, fellow Comrade. Nullo adversante!!:)

    Oh! and maybe you are a peteru..Chennai tamil for a person who speaks good English 😛
    me- Peteru? Its slang? Sounds like someone’s name:)

  3. October 22, 2010 4:09 pm

    Sighhh! I feel your pain sister. I am a non kangressi, non BJP, non Commie Indian that stares at the ballot box blankly. Sau karore abaadi and not one deserving candidate! And yeah, if ppl think being pro freedom and pro women causes is being radical, I have only one thing to say A#@D%$#F*&%RS PHHHT!!!
    me-Stares at ballot box blankly? *sigh* Yes.Yahaan bhi. Every single time.
    Pol affiliations toh long story. Dhobi ka kutta, na ghar ka na ghat ka.

  4. October 22, 2010 4:44 pm

    me-:) Kahaan the aap?
    My turn to ask now:P

  5. October 22, 2010 4:48 pm

    Btw, which one is the 84 post ? Link please .
    me- Pseudo Secular/Congress/84. Same to same Ji.

  6. October 22, 2010 5:37 pm

    Very interesting to read all these ‘definitions’ of you. Yeah, depending on new posts you may find new ‘yous’!! 😆

    In spite you are who you really are Indy! 🙂 A wonderful human being.
    me- aww that has to be the sweetest thing I have heard in a long time:)((hugs)))

  7. October 22, 2010 8:41 pm

    I personally think that you are member of the free mason, sent to India only to spread discontent and disorder among the public with your articles……. 😛
    me- Look who is talking! 😛

  8. October 23, 2010 12:12 am

    Ha ha ha……this is part of why I love you…. unapologetic, opinionated, head-strong yet truly loveable!! 🙂 stay the same AP..always!!! Hugs!
    me- awww . arre such a ‘serious’ post is getting so many awws from me today. Thank you so much sweetheart:)
    ((((((((hugs)))))))))Love AP:)

  9. October 23, 2010 1:55 am

    Psst. I am an alien. Also a Pseudo-secular. Please don’t be calling me Sagar ki Goose. Because what’s good for the Goose is good for the Gander too and then you be name-calling moi hujband.
    me- lol!! Lets form a kaanphusedID gang:)

    And as someone just tweeted, volume kam kar, Aunty jaag jaayeingi 😀
    Ooh Ooh..also a Language chauvinist. How can I speak/understand many languages with my Malayali parentage. You know I should insist on speaking only one language wherever I go and expect everyone to understand me. Well! I tried it didn’t work and I made better friends when I learned and mingled with the locals. Oh well! now that definition doesn’t fit me.
    me- Between language chauvinists and AssiTeGreatHain AssiDiLanguageBhiGreatHai TwaaddiBhaashaKyunSeekhein ones is space for the FreeWheelers. (or Free Will-ers?) They learn but when they want to.Willing but horrified by the thought of being ‘asked’ to do such and such to ‘prove’ themselves

    Most of us I believe, contrary to what everyone else may think, occupy this space. .

    What else? It’s not easy to live with so many voices inside my head. 😦

    me- Tell me how to get rid of them so I can breathe easy too:)
    Nanni /Vallare Upakaram 😉

    • October 23, 2010 6:06 am

      looks like u are practising your mallu…….. eh? indy?

      saw the references on twitter as well 😛

      now the test of your skills……….. say “kozhikode” or “bharathapuzha” properly…… can u? :mrgreen:

      me- oh yeah??? Say this really quickly Apoopan 🙄
      * sickly sweet smile*
      Manasilakathathu manasilayennu paranjal, manasilayathukoodi manasilakathe pookum. Manasilayoo?

      bwahaha!!! 😈

      • October 23, 2010 12:54 pm

        ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! indy……………

        do u really know the meaning of what u have just said???????
        me-Eet eez aal about understanding saar 😉

        but classic indy…… !!!! njan namichu……….
        me- njan’s meaning I know. Namichu, I will take a wild guess at.
        Are you offering to touch my feet Appoopan? Or Bowing to my greatness? or hailing my genius? 😉

        I like all three options 😀

    • October 23, 2010 8:40 am

      “Psst. I am an alien. Also a Pseudo-secular. Please don’t be calling me Sagar ki Goose. Because what’s good for the Goose is good for the Gander too and then you be name-calling moi hujband.
      me- lol!! Lets form a kaanphusedID gang:)”

      LOL! Love you two 🙂
      me- 😀 We both louwe you too!!

      • Solilo permalink
        October 26, 2010 5:55 am

        Ushus & Indy, Group hug. Love you both.
        me- muah!

  10. October 23, 2010 8:39 am

    Ah! But I know.. I mean know who you are 🙂

    Pssstttt….. the daughter of my heart… someone who wears her heart unapologetically on her sleeve, and shares in the certain knowledge that she knows who she is and what she’s talking of.

    That said, is there anything more to say? You know too, na? That’s it! Period!

    Proud of you 🙂 🙂 Always!

    me-This dawter loves you so very much 🙂 muah! ((hugs))))You are the bestest:)

  11. October 23, 2010 8:41 am

    I wouldn’t mind being a multifaceted person like you!
    hehe! even I didnt know I had so many layers. much trolling happens though 😉

  12. October 23, 2010 9:09 am

    Hain Indyeah tere kitne ajab roop?? 😯 and all this time I thought you were a fellow Malayali madly in love with Delhi just like me and was hoping you will show some love on my side too. :mrgreen: Will you post an article now about an ignorant, mentally insane roaming Yakshi? *hangs herself upside down from Sols header*
    me- 😀
    Honorary mallu title given Ji. All I have to do is study about gazillion more words to become full fledged one 😯
    Psss! Dont hang yourself. Sols would have to change her header :mrgreen: *runs*

    • Solilo permalink
      October 26, 2010 5:57 am

      Sakshu-Pakshu, Hang by my lungi. 😆

  13. October 23, 2010 6:29 pm

    How many angles for a person! Nice to know you, Indyeah…!

    I am practicing to write (((((((((((((((((((((((((((HUGGGGGSSSSSS)))))))))))))))))))))) You, Solilo and Crafty are famous for this…love you girls!!!
    me (((((((((((((((((hugs))))))))))))))))))))))muah:)

  14. October 24, 2010 8:58 am

    I think some people find it easier to communicate with people if they fit into some set molds. They have to put lables and types and tags on people. You can’t be grey – you can either be black or you can be white, they seem to feel.

    It is difficult for some people to understand that one can love one’s language/culture/religion/country etc without wanting it to be better than everybody else’s language/culture/religion/country etc. I hope voices like yours keep reminding us not to break the world into so many competing groups. That the world is thriving because there is so much diversity…

    And of course it is impossible for some to see any point of view but their own so they assume that if you write for any cause – it has to be because it directly concerns you. Once again I am glad that isn’t the case, that you can concern yourself – passionately, with issues that do not touch you directly.

    Keep writing about whatever you truly believe in Indyeah… it does make a difference. Hugs.

    me- I first learnt it from you, you know. In the initial days of blogging when I would devour all that you wrote and the way you gently encouraged with your comments. Your passion. You inspired so much and still do. (((((((((((((((hugs))))))))))))))))))))love you.

  15. October 24, 2010 9:18 pm

    “Kangressis” cracked me up 🙂 very interesting post… 🙂

    me- welcome here. Thanks:)

  16. October 25, 2010 6:11 am

    Whoever you are, tussi great ho!!

    me- 😀

  17. Indy permalink
    October 25, 2010 8:36 am

    EEks! That’s awful! And what the hell was pt 2 abt!??? Sic!

    me- Trolls. Coz I was against burqa ban. Therefore.
    Anyway ‘Ignore em’ is the mantra.:)

  18. October 26, 2010 4:54 am

    You sure are a celebrity 😉
    me- 😀

  19. October 26, 2010 6:40 pm

    >:D< 😀 thats all i got *wink*
    me- 🙂

  20. October 28, 2010 12:01 am

    Indyeah devi tumhare kitne roop!! 😛
    me- *Indy sits in a worship me now baalike pose* 😛

  21. Rebel permalink
    October 31, 2010 3:04 am

    What about being an Enigma ?
    me- 🙂

  22. June 11, 2011 10:14 pm

    So finally what you are?? I haven’t read all those comments so sorry if my question is a repeated one. And, than please give Bihari some peace, I don’t know why everyone from Bala Saheb to some morons in Punjab are after the real force of India.

    News Not Making News @

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