I am ???
a) a Sikh
The 84 post convinces ‘them’ that I am. And so, despite that line about not being a Sikh at the end of the post I keep getting mails and comments on the lines of “We understand your pain sister.” While a few are genuine, some have another purpose in mind.
Its because some want me to champion their cause, highlight their plight.
And when I visit the said site, I see some shady links that bring back forgotten history lessons .
b)a Muslim Apparently I hide behind the pseudonym ‘Indyeah’ and in reality I am this burqa wearing ,fierce muslim woman who knows the Quran by heart and wants to take over the world through Islam domination.
Exhibit A – Laicite post
c)a Bihari ( Wouldn’t mind being one except that I am not. Underdogs have my vote every single time. Period. )
d)Elitist (by which I gather the trolls refer to mythical beings who guzzle mineral water 24/7 and refuse to venture out of the AC comfort zone)
one of the English spouting fake liberals left behind as a sort of legacy by Macaulay and Co
(take your pick)
Why am I elitist?
Uh..let me think…
Whenever I write about how women should have the freedom to decide what they want to do, what they want to wear and the freedom to decide how they should protest.
How the youngsters should have the right to decide whom they want to spend their life with and why. And how NOONE else should ‘make’ the decisions for them. And how I don’t effing care about tradition however ‘glorious’ it might be.
Case in point- SRS, Khaps
d)a Nationalist neo nazi…
Okay first things first. First I want to shake the person who coined this term. Shake them till their teeth rattle . And then I want to scoff and say read my lips. I don’t effing care. Again.
Look up the meaning of Nazi why don’t you? Capiche?
(whoops! Italian. Anti- Kangressis pliss to forgive)
Also because I think SRK fooled us all.;)
Wait!Wait! One more!
ALSO because I tread upon..nay I crush the olive branch from time to time and don’t give a squat about Aman or Asha.
Waiting for the day when GOI runs out of patience.
Maybe my grand kids will witness this miracle. Hallejulah!
e)Non-secular As someone with abhorrence for the Congress (and ample posts to prove it 😉 ) this should not really surprise me.
You see its like this.
Psst! People! Pay close attention to the magic formula.
Anti-Congress= non- secular (oh the horror!!)
Anti Congress also = Pro BJP
(Dubya logic at work here)
Therefore dear friends, to drink from the Amrit kalash of pure, unadulterated secularism you HAVE to be a kaangressi.
Really people. Its not a hard decision to make is it?. Its hard to even find unadulterated water these days. You wont get a better deal than this.Trust me.
Apparently visions of Nelumbo_nucifera dance in my head.
f)Pseudo -secular Okay this makes me laugh.
Because I took great pains to define the darn term on my blog and then wham! you go and call me by the same name?
Apparently just criticizing the kaangresis aint enough.
Show some proof that you are not with them.
Why! Join us.
Show this side some love.
Apparently I am all of the above and more.
I think I might discover another ‘me’ when I write another post.
PS:-Noone has accused me of being a Congress supporter till now.
One should be grateful for small mercies I suppose.;)